Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère de Crisse de calisse... Now with that out of the way, a poem!

A "V" poem ...

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

Hope you got all that

One of my favourite v-words is "vex". Favourite part of that poem is "vexation"! Like vacation, except that word wasn't in there XD

Oh, and another little quote from the Angry Video Game Nerd, haha so funny! He's talking about the first Metal Gear game to come to NES (not the original for the MSX2 home computer in Japan). Anyway, here's the quote ^_^

"This game is the fucking crust between your balls. It's terrible and yeah, I know it's a classic game, but when something's fucked up, it's fucked up. So if you want to rip me a new asshole, that's fine. I have like 12. Yeah, I got a Charlie Brown ghost ass. And it's not just me, Hideo Kojima himself said it slurpled anal grease through a worthogs dickhole! Well, he didn't say it like that. He said it wasn't faithful to his original game. The stealth element wasn't there and Metal Gear wasn't even in the game! Yeah... That's right! The final boss is supposed to be a robot named "Metal Gear". So, if you're gonna call the game Metal Gear and not have Metal Gear, that's like having the Legend of Zelda with no Zelda. If the original Metal Gear was Kojima's baby, then the NES version is his deformed grandchild. Now, I know it's still a classic, if you look past all its flaws. It's like digging for gold underneath a pile of horse shit. Or perhaps it's a gleaming silver terd. It might not look like shit... But it sure smells like it!"

Au revoir,

~ St. Jacob